DEAR RECORD-SICKO!

Here's a bunch of rare and not so rare records listed below. 
This stuff is not for sale - it's for trade only!
I definitely don't want money - I want records to get played in
the PIZZA & COKE RADIO SHOW. So don't waste your and my time
by sending stupid money-offers. Send a list of records you
have for trade to  "BARNY TROUBLE" instead. 
I'm also interested in trades of live-recordings and demo-tapes. 
Please ask for my list.